What? Do you, Mike, really not think these conservative rent-boys are racists?

I work with an attorney that did private practice a while in a poorer area of our state. He described how small estates with several disparate relatives could sometimes squabble over a will for years, while a larger one with several close relatives would close immediately after probate. I’ve seen it in my family how a…

His ears are mostly lobe.

My gut reaction to anyone murdering a child is to kill the motherfucker. Maybe general population can get to them so they can suffer a horrific beating or a shiv to the kidney. The state shouldn’t be the ones to do it, especially politically motivated conservative attorneys general.

This.

I know a guy whose name is Bobby not Robert and he’s the third in a row with that as his first given name. Bobby III.

[insert PeeWee Herman laugh]

or just carry a .22 and not a goddamn hand cannon

Man, this. They’re the whiniest, laziest, credential-humping bunch of losers ever. Born with everything to waste how they choose and leave nothing of value behind except shitty furniture and busted-ass minivans.

So Bryce Harper can’t fight?

If you have a Tumblr account which I do for black and shaded tattoos and other more obscure images, you see Pepes on a daily basis. None of them are racist anymore unless you follow blatantly racist Trump supporting trolls. Most look more like the Wendy’s tweet than anything associated with the alt-right. This is just…

I say that all the time and I think it makes me seem stupid and brilliant at the same time. Straight down the middle.

Some things are politicized that shouldn’t be and are done by “both sides” of the aisle or both prevailing ideologies. Healthcare, income inequality, drug decriminalization, etc. Those issues shouldn’t even be issues, but man is such a base animal, we can’t get over our instinct to revere invisible beings much less…

I’d love to get Out On The Tiles with some of my Friends in this and maybe find me a Black Country Woman to take back to Bron-Yr-Aur.

Strictly relegated to whiskey tangos, aka, white trash.

seppuku ftw

So as soon as it gets back to them, put it in a circle change or some other obscure grip? Keeping it in the glove or behind the hip would be easier.

They (meaning conservatives, or Republicans, I guess) went from being semi-rational to completely blinded by Trump, guns, God, and ‘Murica. It’s not even funny anymore like it was before Trump got the nomination. It’s downright fucking scary. How poor white people can be so oblivious to how they’re fucking themselves…

Are you surprised, though?

Sopranos season 3 told me all I need to know.