The Name of the Rose? Umberto Eco’s understated masterpiece of literature turned into film with Connery looking like Socrates and Christian Slater sporting a Nazi-helmet bowl cut.

Ivy’s confession that she began to hate Ally when she seemed to take ownership of Oz after she gave birth to him (and in light of Ivy’s own infertility) was truly sad, but it seemed odd that a family that obviously embraces the idea of therapy wouldn’t take this pain into a couples session before it festered into a…

Are they hot enough to melt steel beams?

He’s been in the league since 2006, first with Denver, then mostly with Chicago, and just now Miami. Over that same span, the league has had Rodgers, Brady, Brees, Ryan, both Mannings (not so much Eli, more Peyton except 2015), Rivers, Roethlisberger, Romo, Newton, Palmer, Wilson, Luck, Stafford, and more recently…

It sounds better with an ‘n’.

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Air Fucking McNair

Two words: Emmitt Smith

I saw a guy wearing an NRA cap yesterday at the grocery store. Full disclosure, I live in the south, but it was a classless deliberate provocative move indeed. Only a real piece of shit would wear that cap, indoors no less, three days after a massacre in which the perpetrator had dozens of guns at his disposal. If I…

Aguayo was a second round pick

I know a guy who straight up said, speaking about a part of our city, “it’s underdeveloped”, I was like “Whoa, wow, man, you just went there.”

I’ve watched Sons of Anarchy through the series TWICE but I fucking hate it. It’s a terrible show. Really, the best season, ironically enough, is Season 2 with Adam Arkin and Henry Rollins playing white supremacists. The rest of the show, specifically the last two seasons, are shit.

That’s the opposite of what they’re doing. They aren’t doing any mental gymnastics. They’re the ones that click on ads like, “You’ll Never Believe How Ruth Bader Ginsburg Used to Look” or “Guess What Obama Did To Sabotage Trump” on teaparty.org or conservativeblogspot.patriot.net. They’re programmed not to think. That…

He’s no Aguayo

He never should have appeared on The League. Cursed by that guy that lied about being in the tower on 9/11. and Rafi. Horrible, stinky brolo el cunado.

“We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969" is the most debated lyric that is obviously a metaphor for esteem not alcohol, yet, here we are in the age of spin.

emotional support dog = zoloft

These kids were probably already juiced up on energy drinks, the oxy can act as a stimulant in short bursts. After the game, they’d be done.

Zodiac was underrated that year, a year that had Eastern Promises, Michael Clayton, No Country for Old Men, and There Will Be Blood. It is by far Fincher’s best work.

I know this is an old post but I feel compelled to tell my story that just recently happened.