Unions are really having a rough week.

Vulvarity

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

Shit that is better

FACE BREAK AMIRITE?

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

Only Deadspin and the Financial Times.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

By harvest, they mean ecological removal from a habit by ripping a hole in their chest cavity with a high velocity rifle and then tearing the fur off their bodies with a skinning knife. You know, for the environment.

Why?

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

Aftermath of drinking beer out of an asscrack

1) Lure in people with the seemingly harmless sentiment of “sharing” and the potential of making a little money.

Let’s be honest, intercepting a Matthew Stafford pass is not that unique.

Like I’m going to watch a Lions/Dolphins game.

Short-form Foodspin trailer

Why can’t they just act like Buffalo adults and suplex each other onto a plastic table and move on?