Christ, the stupid...

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

In Winston’s defense, he did manage to get the first down.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Not sure. I’m struggling with that too.

If some players can steal home on an 85 mph pitch I would think they have a pretty good chance beating a slow roller to the plate.

It never mattered if they win or lost, as long as they stood for the Anthem. Good job, guys!

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

Sounds like enough to drive a coach to drink!

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

Shoulda been you, Marty Cordova, Jr.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

Chase sure was lucky, if Travis D’Arnaud tried something like that he would probably get slapped by the fan and miss 4-6 weeks.

There still looking for that ball!

That’s on Palm Island next to South Beach in Miami. That court is just a few doors down from Al Capone’s old house (93 Palm Ave).

I am exactly the demographic for Any Given Wednesday, I’ve watched each episode, and I eagerly look forward to this (hopefully!) ongoing series!

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.