While Roca did take the video above, his voiceover comes from a recording he made while reading over the Giants’ 2015 roster.

Bit Easier to zoom in with a camera than it is with a water bucket.

“Isolate the woman, get her away from everyone.”

The entire point of the lopsided trade was to clear out cap space to make a big-time run at free agents, and that was stupid. By having from one to three million more dollars to play with than expected, it made their lopsided trade less necessary, and thus stupider.

“I grew up in a wealthy suburb of Washington, D.C., in a house with 18 rooms, a big backyard and half a block from one of the best public high schools in the country. We weren’t rich, but we were definitely comfortably middle class.”

Tormund Giantsbane?

If they trade down, they could also draft Cleanthony Late.

BOS is extremely interested and have a welsh of assets.

I’m sure I’m not the only one who was annoyed that you didn’t just type “Boston.”

Panda’s won 3 WS but can’t handle the pressure of regular season Red Sox media. Sure thing, tough guys.

Crawford tried his fucking damnedest to make sure the beginning of that game was ALL about him.

I guess they’re still pretty close, and that’s cool and all, but there’s no need to brag about it. My little league coach was there when I lost my virginity, and the tears were in my eyes, and you don’t hear him blubbering to the Mercury News about it. “Act like you been there before,” Coach Barry would say. I did. I d…

This also brings to an end the dream of the University of the Sacred Flower, established here in St. Petersburg and that was attempting to schedule a Division I basketball opponent with a team featuring the Deadspin staff.

I live 30 minutes east of Ames

Do other collegians in non-sporting fields do this? Is there an MIT Physics undergrad right now on Twitter shit-talking a Nobel laureate?

He could have been talking about a different LeBron.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Kim Jong Un’s photoshop team strikes again!

No Metrodome implosion? Clearly you missed the years of LaTroy Hawkins as a starter.

“We put a lot of time looking into character and factors that go into selection and retention of players. Color’s never been one of them. But since ‘black’ is by definition ‘the absence of color,’ we absolutely take it into consideration.”