This is between the softball team and the softball team only!! If you break this trust you will suffer the worst of all consequences. [Head Coach] Terri has sexy facial hair!

Iranians fed misinformation in order to allow for a peaceful conclusion to a tense situation? They Argo-ing to be pretty mad!

It’s even more incredible that with all the space in a big, new stadium, he hit it to the exact spot where sat the Marlin fan.

Wait, I thought “penultimate” meant “second to last”?

That just may be the finest streaker color commentary that I’ve ever heard.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

Spot on Kinja.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Obligatory.

If it happened at a home game there’s unlikely to be any witnesses.

Clearly Denver has failed at replacing Julius Thomas. They brought Heuerman in to get hurt during week 5, not in the middle of one of the first days of camp.

Deflated balls. Testicular fortitude. A network of dicks. Sensing a theme.

Counterpoint: Why in the hell is the national anthem played at sporting events?

“Military service and sacrifice are a big part of what the Twins organization stands for.”

+1 more tarnished New England dynasty

Fine, but nobody’s more angry at a crappy driver going left and into the water than Mary Jo Kopechne.