That is literally what the job is right now.

Fun fact: Neven Subotic attended USF for a month or so

Counterpoint: nah

I mean, the one guy did get shot

That jackass owes me money. When I was 12, I bought a large and was so excited, but since I didn’t fit in it, my dad mowed the lawn in it. The piece of shit shirt disintegrated before I ever got to wear it.

Freeze is just the latest example that when a guy constantly squawks about how religious he is, he’s probably a shithead

Spending a sunny day inside a mall, especially when I usually work six days a week, is not my idea of fun, so my wife doesn’t make me go unless we legitimately need something. By contrast, spending a day at the ballpark or on the golf course in the hot sun is not my wife’s idea of fun, so I don’t make her go unless…

It was more Coulter making a complete and utter fool of herself after facing a slight inconvenience, rather than getting treated like crap. We all knew she was a petulant child, but it’s still funny to see

It’s tradition in Pittsburgh to have unbelievably bad third base coaching

Sounds like a suburban Pittsburgher if the Point is a big deal.

I think you mean “rather than burn ANOTHER pile of cash...”

Andrew McCutchen being good again makes summer so much better around here

Nightmare scenario:

JaVale isn’t really a head case- he knows his role and fulfills it. Eclectic is a more fair term (when he’s on a winner. On a loser, he’s a head case). Also, Draymond is actually a crazy person, not someone who has an inflated perception of his own skill. It’s a straightforward situation: if Young won’t buy in, he…

Their show never should have been cancelled

Right, it’s not like they took back chopped liver, especially since Bradley would have been too expensive after next season (at least when considering Smart). Morris is a real NBA player with specific skills the Celtics value. If he buys in, he’ll be a useful player

If you squint just right (and have a few drinks), it looks like they acquired Kenley Jansen

Florence!

I want to live in a world where all of us are equally endangered by overly aggressive cops with two inch dicks

Disagreed? I disagree with people who want to build a wall. I have no sympathy for a man who makes a living by intentionally causing an animal unnecessary pain for spectacle