Nightmare scenario:

As long as their donors get their tax cuts, the ones in Congress are happy. I truly have no idea why their voters are happy though

JaVale isn’t really a head case- he knows his role and fulfills it. Eclectic is a more fair term (when he’s on a winner. On a loser, he’s a head case). Also, Draymond is actually a crazy person, not someone who has an inflated perception of his own skill. It’s a straightforward situation: if Young won’t buy in, he…

It’d be nice if they could eradicate the brown marmorated stink bug while they’re at it

Their show never should have been cancelled

Right, it’s not like they took back chopped liver, especially since Bradley would have been too expensive after next season (at least when considering Smart). Morris is a real NBA player with specific skills the Celtics value. If he buys in, he’ll be a useful player

If you squint just right (and have a few drinks), it looks like they acquired Kenley Jansen

The vandal told the rock to think about baseball. That got it down in just a few seconds

Florence!

In five hundred years, researchers will be astounded when they find an iPhone 7, no doubt lost by a wayward millennial who made an unfortunate turn into a bog while playing Pokémon Go

I want to live in a world where all of us are equally endangered by overly aggressive cops with two inch dicks

Disagreed? I disagree with people who want to build a wall. I have no sympathy for a man who makes a living by intentionally causing an animal unnecessary pain for spectacle

The problem is that Ainge is treating these NFL picks. Reasonable expectations for Fultz have him as a multiple time all-star, and optimistic reports have him as a franchise player. That’s worth so much more than some rotation pieces, even if they’re good rotation pieces. I’m a very disappointed Celtics fan today…

That’s probably because he was also a child. It’s a fucked up situation, and there isn’t a single person on earth who can provide a 100% correct take on the subject.

He turned into an 85 in one of my FIFA 17 simulations. That seemed excessive.

In a small sample size tournament...

Yep, advantageous officiating is the sole reason for their success. Not shrewd roster management like getting Kessel and Schultz for fifty cents on the dollar or identifying and churning out talented young wingers like Sheary, Rust, and Guentzel in later rounds (or as undrafteds). Just some lucky calls is all takes,…

Yeah it’s too bad Bud Selig and Rob Manfred never got the memo that rigging things for Pittsburgh is the key to running a profitable league

I guess sarcasm isn’t something you’re familiar with

I can taste the tears of hate. It’s wonderful. But yes, the fix has always been in for the 25th largest media market in the USA