Bumgarner, Chris Sale, Papelbon and many other southern white pitchers constantly provoke and overreact to provocation, but they’re the ones who allegedly care about playing the game “the right way.”

Yeah, but to a certain set of fans, only Bumgarner is the “right” kind of douchecanoe

That’s true- we should remember that all Californians are pieces of shit, and for some reason, that state has a new team.

George O’Leary is responsible for the death of Ereck Plancher. It’s not funny, and he got away with it. Fuck him.

I wish someone would do the research on me- I dated a girl who is now mildly famous and no one believes me :(

So basically the entire website should to your preferences, and your preferences only. Seems reasonable

Yeah, my reaction is “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

There needs to be a clear distinction between people who remember life without the internet (like me, born in 1986) and those who don't.

I wore corduroys almost every day of 7th grade. I also had a bowl cut.

So basically the entire reason this season was a tremendous disappointment for Pirates fans was AJ Burnett not being around to remind Andrew McCutchen that hitting home runs is a more productive use of an at-bat than hitting weak grounders to short.

Find the old Mr. Baseball Twitter feed and you'll get it

It’s obviously a 49 for the 49ers, but someone should have realized that sports fans will pretty quickly make that connection, and that liberal sports fans (we exist!) will probably find it odd, at the least, or a direct middle finger at the worst.

Can we talk about the 49? I actually know who Bruce Miller is (the second most offensive UCF gnat, after player-killer George O’Liar), and it just seems so tone-deaf. Go with a 1 or 99. Or 9-11.

This makes Gamecocks fans hard

I want to make a PPP fantasy league this year- point per patriotism.

Truly history’s greatest monster

Jacques Jones Jr. is still jealous

What example? It's not even remotely close to a fair catch and its something people who actually played the game are taught

Also, HIPAA doesn't have a private right of action

Unrelated- I clicked on Herkimer’s wiki. That was unexpected