Further, the person telling you that he/she is a prophet is most likely not a prophet.

Why does Soler wear #68? You’d think a future star with a year’s experience could get a real number, unless he has some attachment to 68.

I’m pretty sure dead people use Myspace, not Twitter

Hopefully some military members call him out on this. It’s a freaking basketball game, not a war.

I don’t know if the Florida Rules of Evidence are equivalent to the federal rules, but it can likely come in to show the feasibility of taking precautionary measures, such as not having a bacteria riddled locker room.

It would have been funnier if Pareja gave the tissues to Pep Guardiola

To be fair, it's still 1955 in Cleveland, just with higher unemployment.

I just don’t see how giant biceps help him play football more effectively. I’d think the loss of range of motion would be a bigger hindrance than the strength gains. Although when you’re always chasing a guy from behind because you bit on a pump fake (every damn time), I suppose it doesn’t matter.

This lady is an American hero, and not just for the Vaseline. Paul LePage is a cancer to society and just another tool of the wealthy to prevent the lower and middle classes from ever improving their stations in life. He's literally the scum of the earth and deserves to have much more than Vaseline thrown at him

A second cat most certainly is not double the work- it's just extra food at the same time and more poop to clean (but since you already have the chores of cleaning and feeding, it doesn't really matter that the amount is greater).

If those seats magically appear in three days, it will only be three more days before the first wrongful death suit is filed. I'm not a huge traditionalist, but that scoreboard is a travesty at Wrigley.

For the average taxpayer, this is a huge win.

I swear to God he was at the table when Henry called Tommy a funny guy. Seriously, he could have played Liotta's brother in Goodfellas (nothing against Kevin Corrigan)

Be the groom. Things plan themselves that way, apparently.

Pssh, like I could afford that. I'd be homeless in a month

Rip the CDs to your computer and then store them with your elementary school box in your mom's basement. When she cleans it every 5th year, promise to move them out and then don't. She won't remember anyways and you don't want them. Repeat this until she passes and you inherit the house. When that happens, hide the…

I'm hardly the PC police, but that guy seriously crossed the line.

I don't like my job, but it doesn't mean I'm defrauding my employers. If my work wasn't satisfactory, they'd can me.

No reasonable decision maker in any sports claims analytics are the end-all. "Change of scenery" trades happen in every sport. Beane, Morey, and every other stat head GM will talk about chemistry and emotion. The Pirates put a huge emphasis on creating a supportive environment for their pitching reclamation projects…

I'm a man and my wife doesn't like giving BJs. Miraculously, I have some how survived.