As someone whose disarmed *multiple* adults with knives, bats, and nail boards using only my hands in a professional setting. Here is some advice to avoid “getting hit in the face”, take a step backwards and consider the situation. Is the weapon actually lethal? If it hits you what are the chances it’s lethal, if you…

Varia Suit with the scanning of a Samus amibo?

I just sent my wife a text telling her....things. Married 27 years. Don’t ever stop doing this, people.

We could always swap him for this POS and see which is REALLY the worse

Sounds like you need to insert your pleasure center into other pleasure center brah.

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

That assclown from Idaho raised my blood pressure with his desperate attempt to absolve Trump from obstruction of justice.

It’s $20 a YEAR, though... That’s no more than $2 a month! The argument you’re trying to go with won’t fly as well when there’s no wind beneath its wings.

I AM a teacher and I totally agree with debz. We shouldn’t spend time complaining about students or bashing them behind their backs. If we’re having trouble with a particular student, then we should be asking for advice and collaboration to solve the problem. Just making fun of students is unprofessional. It’s the…

Come on. It’s basically the Zelda system right now. The others may be nice diversions, but they aren’t the system sellers. It’s the same reason the XBox 1 sales are lagging... a lack of exclusive big titles. There’s tons of random crap in the store, some of which is nice to have around, but not what makes a…

Look, man. I just bought a Switch two days ago, on Tuesday, so we’re all on the same team here, but let’s not be coy: there is ONE game on the Switch right now. Tomorrow, there will be two. The rest don’t count, especially when some are just ridiculously overpriced for what they are (looking in your direction, 1-2…

I mean, literally the next two sentences are:

Pictured: Melania Trump blowing her safety whistle as a known sexual predator approaches.

To this day I still randomly recall the end of the Tram fight. For some reason that scene really stuck with me.

Hopefully he gets a basketball rematch with Prince.

“Sir, we have a national crisis, you need to stay in Washington, where it’s safe”

I completely understand what you’re saying, and it’s a very good topic to discuss. But I think the main thing on the minds of most is that Trump is on pace to break Obama’s 8-year (96 months) amount in a mere 10 months. That just sounds so bad.

But Muslims get thrown off for speaking a word of Arabic while minding their own business...

I've got a good one for "why" questions that can't be answered (which is to say, if a kid asks "why is the sky blue?" you either say, the angle of solar diffraction, or I don't know, let's look it up). You ask the kid, "Why do you think?" You may have to listen to a long and rambling monologue while the kid tries to…