“most of the people I love do not share my enthusiasm for turkey thighs and legs,

We’ve done both over the course of our (hot damn almost 17 years). combined and separate.

I just took the side off the ikea crib to a 3-sided bed after a “thud” one night.

Keep your distance though, Chewie…but don’t look like your tryin’ to keep your distance. I don’t know…fly casual.

for my next trick, i’ll use my hot water heater to make coffee.

every gun is loaded. i don’t care that you just checked.

“ accustomed to the juiciness”

free up the oven by breaking down the bird and cooking it sous vide. and finish with sear. you’ll never go back ..

agreed. a job is just that. nothing more or less.  it says nothing about me, my plans, values, etc.

“Ann was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care.”

that’s not a bowl of vodka?  hmm.  i’m confused.

I’ve always found this odd. The same people who will say “it takes a village” get bent out of shape when the village steps in.

use oil and butter.

unless they’re teaching Locke it’s garbage.

oh, this one is easy.

Mortgage backed by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac are eligible for forbearance if they’re used as rental properties or second homes.

I find it best not to talk to strangers.  at all.  about anything.  

I’m a DVC owner and we go to Disney, well, quite more than you can imagine.  But there’s no way I’m going this year.  Beyond the safety aspect, it just doesn’t sound fun.  

I’ve seen people pull down their masks so they could smoke.

volunteer emt here. same thing. scene safe, bsi. welp, looks like its not. oh well.