Is it bad that I don’t care? She was lowballed on the work, she said no, somebody else did it. Eh.

She should probably unionize? I mean, duh, right?

Why orange and not red? Because orange and purple are complimentary colors, silly. Red and violet would look like shit.

...you do realize they make more money by having their games tied to their systems, right? 

I ordered on Friday and it comes Wednesday.

And kiss playing multiplayer games online goodbye. I’m good. If you can afford a Steam Deck, you probably already own a Switch, anyway. All else is console war nonsense.

This is true. It’s totally believable that a whole room full of people wouldn’t know that, but it’s still true.

But that isn’t a good reason to assume.

Unless you’re literally elderly, the only times “scat” has ever been used in your life is for poop or Dodge cars. And most of us don’t own Dodge cars. 

We can’t afford that! Wages haven’t even come close to keeping up with inflation — I mean, I make 60k at 27 years old, and I consider that lucky (for the midwest, anyway -- I’d be poor in NYC/LA). Luckily, you can still get a very well-equipped economy car for ~25 grand.

Seems waaaaaay better than Splat 2 was. I haven’t had any connectivity issues at all.

I dunno, “This Dodge Swinger Really Wants to Spank Your Scat Pack” is pretty funny.

You had me until the end. Euro car naming conventions are totally asinine. 

...that ain’t it. It’s fine to date and love white women, just as it is to date and love any race of woman. I don’t subscribe to that kind of racial separation shit, and as a mixed race person I never will.

But do they owe us that right away? I understand that people might want it, but we have to remember that every staffer was closer to Fahey than any of us were. 

This kind of speech should be illegal. Fuck it. And fuck you.

I’ve driven 9 hours in an Elantra full of adults, kids will have plenty of space. 

I’m not a dentist, I can’t afford that!

Note to the editor, if you guys have one. Using “mini” in title case causes confusion with the brand, Mini. You’d be better served with “tiny”. 

Because the buyer doesn’t get a deal by lying to the dealer.