“Ok, Tom. We got some good news. And we got some bad news.”

Based on a slip, then grip FWD. The transverse engine, mounted ahead of the front axle means understeer and unwillingness to turn in. (See: high polar moment of inertia). Assuming you can even get sufficient torque to the rear axle to rotate to car (you can’t), the undefeatable stability control will stymie that…

Whoever created that GIF should get hit by a bus.

Serves them right. It wasn’t her fault they didn’t let it dry before her return. Also, lob.

No, everyone knows that rental donkeys are the fastest donkeys in the world, nothing beats a borrowed burro.

I Hate The Patriots And All Their Fans But I Live Here And Need Them To Win

(insert “The Family and the Fishing Net” joke here)

It’s like all those Peter Gabriel records called “Peter Gabriel”.

They are the secret backdoor into WRX ownership

I think, technically, that’s more of a SAABARU than a SAAB, but you do you.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, point of order.

Yes indeed. His first album was Fly By Night, and Anthem is the first track on that album. Hell of an introduction!

Hey Mueller! If you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Donald Trump, our President, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Pennsylvania Avenue with all the other politicians and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his…

True story.. Bullet time in the matrix was modeled after watching Neil Peart play the intro to “Anthem” live in the 70's. 

God that mustache is glorious. I’m assuming he shaved it because of the drag it was creating when he’d spin around to hit the chimes and gong though.

Had a much better bottom end too.

I think 2914 Scion was a rush song

Meanwhile, KaepLifestyle.com remains down from a coordinated denial of service attack.