But does it Chooch? 

But does it Chooch? 

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

See this?:

My new life goal, is to attempt to work in a ZZ Top Reference every day. Before that it was just looking for some Tush.

“It’s hell when you don’t have it because everything you do turns to darkness and there’s nothing that really matters

Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

(Read in Seinfeld voice) I mean what is the deal with all the shifts? They just shift and shift. How many gears do these guys have?

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

It’s not nearly as funny in those terms. Sure I’m just proving it’s a bit juvenile but “hit in the dick” is comedy gold.

No, THIS is the angriest engine you’ve heard in a while.

Tragically he took out Belichick’s cameraman.

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum

“this guy’s ass is ready to receive it”
Wait... what?

Having owned them on several BMWs I can confirm that they are an absolute PITA to keep clean. I still like the look, but never again will I put them on a car. Never.

CP at any price. This may be the ugliest truck on earth.

I sit in my DB9. Garage closed, its fine. I stare at my phone screen. I blink a couple times. I aint crying, i got something in my eye. 450hp pushing 4000 lbs. Trust me, its as fun as it sounds. You dont need to lose weight aston... no please, i love you the way you are.... i know 812 claims to be much slimmer,…

It wasn't until Koons that I ever thought I'd see the inside of a man's anus, but there was the X6, right in front of me on the highway last week.