Fly it like you stole it . . . Oh, wait, you did.

People in Hell (ooops, Florida) want ice water, too . . .

At $8, I would be a buyer.

Caveat emptor, bruh.

Driver to passenger: "Here, you take the wheel!"

“My wife and I consider this case closed". The Supreme Court of Entitled Privilege has spoken.

It’s not a surprise given the stuff that’s come out about Murray but disappointing to hear, since I still watch Quick Change from time to time; it captures the late 80's/early 90's vibe of New York so hilariously well (“you can take this city!”)

ABS (Anything but Silver)

Afeela your pain, Sony-Honda.

He will forever be the President of the Navy. 

The 1988 Trump edition Cadillac Brougham limo. Released at a time that nobody was buying limos, it was basically a grift. Trump didn’t order the large batch he was supposed to and instead just bought enough for personal use.

The 1988 Trump edition Cadillac Brougham limo. Released at a time that nobody was buying limos, it was basically a grift. Trump didn’t order the large batch he was supposed to and instead just bought enough for personal use.

The length of the yacht is inversely proportional to the size of the owner's marlinspike.

How can you run an obit about this guy without mentioning “Time Bandits?” I mean, he certainly doesn’t come to mind when I think of Twin Peaks. When Bruce Willis dies I full expect the headline here to be

Is that Joe Manchin?

The point is that it’s pretty rich for someone to talk about how they’re such a free speech advocate, then fire people for criticizing them in public.

Mars is nice this time of year.

It’s not that Black people need to buy guns. We’ve got plenty. We need to buy assault weapons. We’ve got plenty of handguns but folks won’t be scared until we start stockpiling weapons of war.

I guess we know what brand of deodorant the Infiniti driver prefers . . .

They’re afraid to use the bathrooms in DC because they might be full of trans antifa swamp lobbyists that will try to take their guns and freedoms away.