1982 Audi Coupe GT. Instead, went with the more pedestrian Audi 4000S. Kicked myself for quite a while after that . . .

Caveat emptor, bruh.

Driver to passenger: "Here, you take the wheel!"

That's what she said . . .

An E-bike.

“My wife and I consider this case closed". The Supreme Court of Entitled Privilege has spoken.

All's well that Vandervell . . . 

ABS (Anything but Silver)

Afeela your pain, Sony-Honda.

Well, it is now an emissions-free vehicle.

Chevy 235 and Mopar Slant Six (aka Leaning Tower of Power). Both were indestructible.

This is the Baby Shark (or Shart) of service anthems.

Any Subaru flat-four . . . 

What, not Brand New Cadillac?

Tribar? More like FUBAR . . .

The length of the yacht is inversely proportional to the size of the owner's marlinspike.

Is that Joe Manchin?

1963 Buick Riviera. White exterior, blue interior. 8 MPG in a country (Portugal) when gas was $2.00 (!) per gallon. Could do 120 on the autostart without breaking a sweat.

Drop the "J" and I'll believe it.

And Axe body spray . . .