You’re a tremendous asshole.

Or she’s just not used to talking on national television and doesn’t know how the fuck to act when a huge part of the country thinks you’re a sex slave.... It’s normal to act abnormal in this situation.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

The thing is, this is like when Fox news tried to call out The Daily Show for not being “Fair and balanced.” That’s not The Daily Show’s slogan, just like winning isn’t the fucking goal of the “dirtbag left.” Winning is the goal of centrist, career politicians. That and claiming to “go high” are the only currency…

Floyd hits women. Not woman, singular. This is all the information you need to form your opinion of him.

Yeah, I don’t know. Mayweather’s an awful guy and I would like him to be broke and everything but “Rich guy does something dodgy with his taxes because he knows the penalties aren’t all that serious” seems like a depressingly common thing

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

The Pacers have been told by Paul George that he will not stay with them, and their GM publicly called it “a gut punch.” The team is not making a decision to “blow it up.” That have to trade George or get nothing for him.

Shade! Woke! Here for it! Is Everything!

Saying in no uncertain terms that the players you just traded was not a leader, doesn’t make other players better, and isn’t liked by his teammates is only “not shade” in the sense that the term “shade” isn’t nearly strong enough to accurately illustrate the level of denigration

This is perfect for Russell. He can average 25 shooting 40 percent on volume and still be considered a “star.”

How you figure? This is so they can grab Paul George. That’s a pretty good idea, basketball-wise.

As a Lakers fan, it’s not.

I’m a Lakers fan and I’m thrilled that we traded away that trash. Not only was he a cocky little prick, he can’t play defense if his life counted on it. All that is left for Lakers to do is get rid of Nick Young and Jordan Clarkson

Except he’s not good. He’s been pretty disappointing in his two years.

He’s a combo guard who doesn’t really stand out in any one area. I can see him average 22 next season buthe certainly doesn’t make anyone on the team better, which doesn’t matter since the Nets don’t have anybody that good to begin with.

Rarely do you get the fight where you like both fighters less afterwards. Andre Ward, God bless YOU, man. God bless you believe you can fight Anthony Joshua. God bless you to the canvas.

HamNo, your prizefighting articles are by far the greatest thing Deadspin produces these days. Great article as always.

I don’t think you can argue that Ward didn’t have any low blows — that said, Tony Weeks certainly was of the opinion that Kovalev was milking every “borderline” shot he could, whether or not he truly…