Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

Qualifying for the UCL is good way to get people to Qarabout your team.

Fantasists who release their novels every year, do not offer books of large volume.

Lol at the thought of d rose making it that far into a season without all three of his knees exploding.

Gotta play defense to get dunked on, man.

The founders were pieces of shit, pretty much without exception, and I have no problem with tearing down every likeness of them ever assembled. But it does not follow that because Confederate statues are coming down, all statues must come down. Even a very small child knows better than that.

LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.

Against all odds and sense, it’s actually a very fun hour or so of silly-ass television. I enjoyed the hell out of it, while also knowing that it was really extremely ridiculous.

Are there statistics that support the anecdotal observation that August seems like the sluggingest month? I was hoping to petition to change the expression from “the dog days of August” to “the dong days of August”.

Who answers the phone from a number not stored in your phone? Homey is livin that dangerous life.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Cardinals fans.

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

Kang accumulated 6.4 WAR in 229 games with the Pirates.

Even Schindler’s List 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.