It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

I’m just here for the Rick Pitino premature ejaculation jokes...

Hefeweizen for her growlers, I vouldn’t have vatched ze video, ya?

Not a Nut Brown Ale? Classy.

The Right Way IPA, by Unwritten Rule Breweries

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Okay there’d be no dry food left if we’d all gotten our groceries tossed in a lake after we criticized a Jaguar drive.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

Same, never been to NYC, probably never will, but from what everyone is replying to me in this article is that “doesn’t matter, tourists/businessmen buy all the tickets” so IDK.

Heroes of Basketball is a fun idea. But the games were boring.

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

Random Italian Man: [Sees QPR and Man City butcher soccer]

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Ummm, bronze isn’t an element. It is made up of copper, tin and other trace elements. So you’re still at 14. Keep googling buddy!

Somewhere, Carl Everett is smiling, believing he’s found a kindred spirit in the sports world. However, Irving does believe that dinosaurs are real, having played against Chris Bosh.