I see his name and I think of...

Oh man, you might be half right.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

Hope he makes a quick return from the 3-day disabled list.

We blurred out the kid’s face and name

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

I’m sick of Joe Buck blabbering about anything.

I’m onboard the Fuck the Cubs train, with a 1st class ticket, but here’s my quandry. As shitty as Cubs fan is, Cleveland fan is worse, right? Especially if they win, it’ll be non-stop jibber jabbering about how Cleveland isn’t a dumpster fire anymore, it’s the new Titletown. I can’t take that. I want the Cubs to win…

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Reminds me of trying to get through what seemed like the 760 episodes of True Detective 2.

*Sigh*

Ah, yes that standard of having white players playing the “right way” or are “scrappy” as opposed to the more “athletic” or “flashy” minorities.

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

<conscious of time passing and everybody watching him, the sports guy freezes and tentatively throws up a brick>

Sox fans are huge dicks about the Cubs.

This guy is classic Hammond Man.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Hell of a game for the North Side.