I get the feeling it might be their first-ever flight, from the attitude to the way the opening is written.

Is this Eli trying to shove our jokes about him onto someone else?

I’m as stats obsessed as one can be—but have to admit the numbers will never tell the entire story. They don’t capture balls caught at the wall, they don’t capture balls kept in the park by wind, they don’t capture ground outs that almost certainly would’ve been infield hits but were met with an astounding defensive pl…

LeMehieu had already turned a couple flashes of brilliance into an astounding increase in performance when he went from the Cubs to the Rockies. Part of that was Colorado, but he’s always been a good hitter. He was a good fit for the Yankees and with the power alley in their park, that was an easy signing—doesn’t feel…

That image is the correct response when a bear wanders onto the pitch from the Black Forest.

All Pirates as predators jokes aside, this is just horrible. Glad he’s outed.

I think I see what happened here. This man has been concussed so many times he actually thought the teleprompter was a movie screen and that he was by himself in a theater shouting at a movie about football.

I like how that twitter hashtag jeer isn’t boo, but:

I’m not saying there’s a frontrunner for home fanbase who would collectively boo their own athlete like Brown when he took the field or made a play, but I definitely knew that fanbase would not be the Patriots.

Enchanter was a lot of fun as my 2nd class, but I truly had the most fun learning the game as a Monk. It felt pretty unique at the time amongst all those Pally and SK builds.

“The approach was wrong but they stuck with it” is the NFL summed up brilliantly in one sentence.

And here I was thinking the noise pollution from Bears fans at bars was bad.

You mean you don’t miss the charm of searching every single tile for hidden items?

He’s even better at putting 3 points on the board than his true origin is.

I just want to watch a one-on-one game between Boban and Tacko. The rest of the NBA/FIBA is fine and all but we are ready for new and exciting frontiers.

If you were a nocturnal bloodsucker you’d be pretty mad if everyone went home before it got nice and dark out, too.

This was all just Darnold doing his best to outdo the rival Bills’ fans spread of conjunctivitis.

He looks like he could minshew up a nice lil roux.

Well, at least now I know the answer to “Who’s the most Jacksonvillian player ever to Jacksonville?”. For now it’s this guy, because I’ve already forgotten his name as I write this comment.