So much this. For a troll, this is pretty much internet culture’s equivalent to attempted murder. It will keep happening until there are harsh penalties.

And at least 18,000 of them would’ve left to pay taxes somewhere else.

I already can’t wait for the next episode of Manchester Divided.

It’s also rooted in the erosion of the meaning of patriotism to dull it’s edge and become nationalism. By 1700s standards, a patriot questions wrongs to right them. A nationalist eats whatever status quo is fed to them by whatever figurehead is currently prancing about, no matter how vile.

Emitting statistics is my favorite aspirational typo ever.

I went from rageface to stupid grin in 2 sentences. Nice work +1

Well now I’m just pictured Uncharted.

This is as delicious as the cocaine Gase is not-super-secretly faceplanting in +1

These kids would destroy Zack Hample.

Loved reading this.

Posted, scrolled down, and see that yep, you’re on top of it. +1

I would do anything for love, but I won’t Douthat.

I hope someone around this bastard takes a knee for the anthem, and then takes that same knee to his orbital socket.

Having had to leave 10 Hudson Yards for a fire alarm, I can definitely say they are still giant deathtraps, not at all worth their pricetags, and the NYFD are saints for having to deal with them.

Or the Boeing 737MAX of MLB. Too soon?

Not exactly fair to Kimbrel and Keuchel who haven’t had a full season of conditioning and form. Kimbrel’s also had a couple rough outings, but far from bad if you’re comparing stats with other closers around the league.

Their fan attendance numbers for the past 20 years say otherwise.

And then to answer you, last night here comes Underwood Junior to strike out 6 of 6 batters faced, becoming the first Cubs player to strike out every batter he faced for 2 innings in the modern era (Since 1900).

I’m just mad the Mets keep winning because the ticket prices suddenly went back up to levels I don’t feel like paying.

That guy who inevitably asks where Clay is on the field should probably get his AJ Hawkeyes checked out.