Business is down already, so this could play out to be a brilliant marketing stunt.

For the Tigers, this is all about branding. Who better to represent such a majestic, wild beast than the most untamed pitcher available? Tony over in marketing is JAZZED.

It’s like Ted Cruz had sex with Mitch McConnell’s turtle bobble-head. Those GOP labs haven’t mastered the test-tubers quite yet.

On the flip side, you’ve really got to love all these anti-immigration ‘Christians’ who spit in the face of their own religion by denouncing their less-fortunate neighbors (Who, ironically, are almost unequivocally better followers of Christ’s teachings than the negative and even hateful rhetoric befouling so many…

That’s some straight up brutal Sagat sh*t. 

Toasty!!

This perspective was definitely not developed during the 90s, of which many a rowdy, ridiculous White Sox game I attended occurred. Also, ever heard of Steve Dahl?

If it were someone less in the social media spotlight, this likely would’ve already happened.

Ah yes, British tabloids, making the tabloids of other nations look like credible journalism since the proper old days of orphans standing on piles of papers screaming nonsense at passersby. Really? You don’t say?

Maybe Puig should undergo some mental facility checks, clearly thinks he’s playing for the Bengals in 2006.

For most of us fans, we know this album as “Dolan’ Out the Hits”.

Yep—and while that was awesome, I think this carries a lot more weight for Trumpers when it’s a USA-flag branded team representing the nation.

I hate Chub delays.

Hey Grand Junction whaddaya say, the Chubs are gonna win today!

I’m just dreaming of the shades of orange Trump would turn if a championship team went to hang out at Obama’s house instead of the White House.

Sounds like Grand Junction is more into being a chump-hack hub.

The stade can be the Cirque du Diable Soleil.

He’s off to butt into conversations at Midtown Comics about how they don’t get it and don’t understand the whole story.

I’m hoping they move and rebrand as Rayons du Diable.