Started reading sometime in the Leitch years, I smoke too much pot to remember when. I’ve had a lot of burner accounts (the pot), some better than others (this one sucks). I’ve probably recommended/linked more Deadspin posts to friends than any other blog since that day.

That’s all I got. This blog is good, like…

Had a discussion with a buddy about how if Phelps or Ledecky ever test positive it would dwarf the scandal of that shitbag Lance Armstrong. He’s like you and is reserving judgement. I’m all in on Ledecky being an incredible anomaly. And she’s a Springsteen fan, so that helps too.

Simone Biles wrecked the best gymnasts in the world too. She and Ledecky are genetic freaks who train constantly. It happens, and it is awesome.

How are any of the great athletes great? The gift of natural talent and hard work that regular slobs like us cannot comprehend.

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Long story short - Fuck SeaWorld with or without BLACKFISH.

You’re not.

We badly need a piece written about how much those two hate each other.

How about ‘80% of things that are popular are for babies and that percentage goes higher for music’?

Hehehehehe. Minnesota deranged.

Was the first video shot with a potato phone?

Lawler just owned that. Was a beautiful thing.

Made good friends with the Nepali dudes who run a gas station by an old apartment. I’d go in there totally blazed and buy cupcakes and those chocolate chip cookie sandwich things. They loved me for it.

LD is making a really good peanut butter/chocolate cake thing now, pretty new. Can’t think of the name but they rock.…

Should give them their BBQ too. They know their way around a hog.

Why can’t it be caught in a live trap? Or shot?

Basketball players used to beat you up on the regular, admit it.

I’m on drugs. Evidently not enough, I lasted a minute.