Ahh, my favorite song, the Schlagerparades....

Jason, this is car news. It’s a car, it’s the first one sold, and it’s an enthusiasts car at that. I don’t need to tell you why you wrote this, but I am because it seems like some of the community can’t figure out why it’s here.

Even better with the audio..

DAKAR!!!!

Not sure, but this should help.

Offroad? Kamaz is not impressed.

You have got to be doing something wrong if your 20 year old car looks quite a lot better than your newest model:

I question anyone who voluntarily pays to spend time on a ship like this.

well who's PUTIN out the fire?

Best all-arounder: US-spec e36 M3. Before everyone gets all fired up, hear me out...this car was pre-BMW pork. ~3200lbs makes for a light enough car to be fun, but heavy enough to feel solid. 240hp doesn’t sound insane by today’s standards, but the car was plenty quick. 0-60 in mid 5 second range is still enough to…

E36 Lightweight, for those glorious stickers

Tonight on Top Gear.