No, Aidan is the new Jason: a perfectly reasonable name until everyone and their dentist started using it for now more than a decade straight.

Wait, she had two children with the same man to whom she’s been married the whole time?! What will Mama Grizzly have to say about this?

“Oh hai, please step out of the car and come pet me, I'm hungry!"

Yeah that bit was really weird. I’m a white Eastern European who spent her childhood behind the iron curtain. I knew who Nina Simone was fucking ages ago. Me. In fact I sang to Nina long before I heard who Zoe Saldana was/is. She needs to just stop now.

“For so many years, nobody knew who the [f–k] she was”

I’ll be going into the Foreign Service after this; the congressional internship is a required part of the program. I’ve realized that I do better in public service when I’m not interacting with the actual public.

The value of community.

The UCMJ does not look kindly on this type of shit. The JAG officer who is assigned this case is going to tear this fucker into ribbons.

I was just going to type this.

I am loving Hillz’s twitter game.

This was an attack in America, against Americans. He is in the goddamn US military. The fact that he thought it was ok to say this simply boggles the mind. He needs to be thrown so far the fuck out of the marine corps that he needs supplemental oxygen to return to earth.

According to my friends at Pendleton, the full weight and displeasure of the United States Marine Corps is about to brought to bear on these fucktards.

The negative press alone is going to push them to dishonorable discharge. They can’t let someone like that continue to serve, anyone who is LGBT won’t feel comfortable with them.

Well they could and may due to public outcry. Article 134 which is the most obvious and applicable allows for a general court martial which can result in a DOJ. 134 also applies to pretty much anything that harms unit good order and discipline.

I’m sure they will, he’s in uniform. . . They will throw the book at him

When filling out paper work for background checks on a gun “have you been dishonorably discharged from the military?” No more second amendment right for him. I'm pro gun but fuck that guy

If they don’t, fuck the ENTIRE organization. This shit cannot under any circumstances be tolerated. These asshats have access to FULLY automatic weapons and grenades and shit, for fucks sake.

Yes, too soon, you asshats. You are not SNL. You are Marines tasked with defending the people of our country. You don’t get to try (and completely fail) to be ironic or sarcastic on social media.

When adults feel the need to “take down” a 12 year old who posted a video on Facebook, they are adulting all wrong.