John Edwards (when he was just a lawyer) and Ben Carson (when he was just a surgeon). I read both their books in middle school and thought they were the bees fucking knees.

Exactly. One sure way to hurt somebody who wronged you is hurting their kids. I don’t day for sure that’s what the LW but the taking should be with her sister and then the sister, who was closer to the kid all those years, will be able to talk to her own daughter.

Yeah, I wonder if Carson had a stroke or something, because his whole demeanor + brain surgeon doesn’t fully compute for me.

First, all these sequel ideas are hilarious. But, all I could think of is Mel doing a movie about the early stages of the Church in Rome and the real persecution early Christians faced, and feeding into all the fake martyrs around today to have some focal point to harness all their “We can’t freely be bigots anymore”…

He did say Planned Parenthood does some very good stuff. That’s all I got.

Passion 2: Judgment Day

I really hope it’s the Book of Mormon sequel where Jesus goes to America.

Passion 2: Jesus Boogaloo

A friend of mine who’s a beloved sweetheart once had a screaming fit of a breakdown when Hollah Back Girl came on the jukebox at the bar. She had a fantastic rant about how she doesn’t care how cool and famous Gwen Stafani is, she’ll never be a Harlem Black Girl! I swear, everybody at the bar turned around, listened…

I think, given subject matter, it should Jesus 2: Zombie Jew Boogaloo

Which is why when progressives say “I’m not voting in November” I want to ask them how they got to be such fucking idiots who apparently know so much about voting systems that they can unequivocally declare them rigged, but haven’t quite figured out how their governors, legislators, sheriffs, or school boards got…

Jesus rose, partied for 3 days in Vegas then vanished. Damnit Jesus I told you putting you hand on the table doesnt count as another King! How are you going to pay off this debt? Youve renounced money! Jesus, “Ill transmute this water into meth. Go my apostles hit the streets with this primo ice!”

Passion 2: Ecclesiastical Boogaloo.

If he’s smart he’ll go in on this 50/50 with Kirk Cameron, to cover all bases.

I was gonna go with “Passion of the Christ 2: Rise of The Silver Surfer” or “Passion of the Christ 2: The Rise of Taj” just because “Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day” is a little too on the nose.

You missed my favorite part of the Trump speech, where after he talked about how he was going to bring everyone together, he ended with “We will respect and defend Christian Americans. Christian. Americans.”

It’s things like this that make me want to strangle people who spout that Hillary-is-no-different-from-a-Republican nonsense.

The Hyde Amendment won’t be repealed any time soon if only for the fact that there are enough conservative Democrats from rural states who are pretty anti-choice and will absolutely block any attempts to repeal.

Both Hillary and Bernie would have protected women’s reproductive rights, so it wasn’t really something they needed to debate in the primary. The few times it came up, the argument was about whether or not Bernie would prioritize it as high as Hillary would, but there wasn’t any daylight between them on the issue…

Co-signed. I don’t really enjoy her, but my 5 YO screeches like a banshee if I try to change the radio when she’s on. (Seriously, what happened to the “driver controls the radio” rule?!?)