@badmutha:

can i haz nu prezdent plz?

@JessicaLovejoy: Y SO DYKEISH?: did some one say "fucking dykes?"

Y'know this is crappy news and my heart goes out for Elizabeth...but he's an EX-candidate, FORMER senator...he is not running for office..let the family/divorce court/couples' counseling figure this mess out..

I always look for an opportunity to direct my white hot rage towards Al Roker...he is truly a waste of space...

@Charlotte Corday: or Clay Aiken

this is the new fragrance for Chubby White Guys..

here's this one from the past....

Paul Newman...oh those baby blues...

What Xenu commands

@HockeyandHeels: Troll much?

@Russell's old room: *cough

he's walking into the party like he was walking onto a yacht

ah Joan....

@dcdulce: weren't?

@andBegorrah: agreed..the megan meier story would've gotten nowhere if it wasn't for moe...

goodbye dearest moe

I just got a copy of the Olsen's book...it's a quick read

@LauraNOLA:

@TexasCrude: