“The Cubs are not in our heads!” said Mike Matheny to the befuddled waitress about to ask him how he wanted his eggs to be prepared. “And Joe Maddon’s glasses make him look like some sort of dork!”

It’s not from a BMW, BMW headlights are fully clear and do not have any light altering patterns on the lens themselves.

That is key to finding what car this is, and my guess, based off the markings we know is a current generation Honda Accord, 2013 plus.

Here, compare the two.

There is absolutely nothing appealing about this whatsoever.

See I hated all of Rory’s boyfriends. They all sucked.

Dear god get that table exactly in the center of that rug or GOD HELP ME!

Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing.

Or, if you like it long and hard:

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Jerry Jones has now entered trade talks with the Reds.

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Doomsday