Mississippi. Most of the alumni threw a shit fit when they changed the mascot from Uncle Reb to the Black Bear.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

the two of them and Sea-Bass should have a reality show. I feel like Sea-Bass would be busy binge drinking and smoking on the balcony all episode.

What better place than Sizzler.

Just to make a Halftime music comment; The Replacements are the best goddamn band who have ever or will ever live.

Ball hawk cock blocked by ace jock

“Plus I’d bet a higher percentage of Slovenians could identify Alabama than Americans Slovenia Alabama”

“The one millimetre bubble that, according to quantum physicists, could be a membrane containing an infinite amount of parallel universes in many of which I deserve credit for everything Chelsea has success with.”

“Tell you what, a roadkill raccoon tail makes for a hell of a cummerbund, and if you can scrape the mask off of its eyes, you got a bowtie right there. Now that’s a look a man could wear with some pride and dignity as he heads down to the Boxcar Prom, one hand clasped in Tinfoil Sally’s and the other clutching a…

In theory, paying college athletes is a great idea and the right thing to do but I’ve yet to hear a model that accounts for Title IX, crappy football and basketball programs that barely break even, and non-revenue generating sports.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Fights in cross country do tend to go the distance, though

Is Flacco’s hair elite?

“U Can’t Finish” was always interpreted more about the school not offering mandatory classes for certain degrees every semester, or having nearly-impossible pre-requisites, and people getting stuck there for years taking BS classes. Although, the academic reputation itself isn’t perfect.