“Garlic football, you say?” — Italian nationalists.

Dinosaur Jr. or Sebadoh.

I think people get blinded by the fact that in football scores are worth more points. But the average NFL game has about 6 touchdowns. The average NHL game last year had about 6 goals. The average fotball score is about 29-17. Basically you’re claiming the football is exciting and hockey isn’t because you get excited…

To be fair, not as weird as if you threw pick-sixes.

Rreally? “Other than the great thing this guy did, he didn’t do any great things” is a bit of a stupid argument because you don’t get to exclude the evidence that isn’t convenient to you. He DID that thing. But even beyond that 5 catches for 72 yards, including an otherworldly one-handed sideline catch hardly redounds…

Shut up, whippersnapper. (1971)

Really? When does Diana say he shouldn’t be? She doesn’t. You’re reading what you want to read (or revealing your reading comprehension issues) because YOU’RE unable to separate facts from your feelings.

Dear Ric, Since You’re Gone, You Might Think I’m Foolish, but All I Can Do is say Let’s Go!

Yes! Not to be facial hair truther, but as someone who never did well at penmanship in elementary school (I’m guessing that reference makes me old) even I know that is NOT a G. It’s a lower-case b. Or a monkey tail.

I’ve always been curious about people like you. Do you brush your teeth in between bootlickings, or do you enjoy letting the aftertaste linger?

So your argument is that the well-paid coach with the media platform and the recruited high-school athlete are equal in this power dynamic? Interesting argument. Monumentally fucking dumb, but interesting.

Right, so, he had reasons for changing his mind and backing out of a commitment. So his recruits should be free to do the same since to them, their reasons are as valid as his were to him.

Or that you’re magically delicious.

Philly and Dallas are both ... juggernauts?

The Colts’ “Suck for Luck” campaign represented a confluence of circumstances, but isn’t that the closest in the NFL?

Janice is an arms dealer and mercenary, and Ugly Naked Guy rules them all.

His PR pablum after he got called out for doing promo work for a hate group? Yeah. I tend not to get sucked in by PR pablum. Then again, I also know what I’m advocating for before I have to issue PR pablum. You clearly believe that peoples’ actions matter less than their ability to have the flacks surrounding them (who…

Well, if he “seems” like a good dude, let’s forget his public shilling for an agressively anti-gay group. How he “seems” is clearly more important than what he does.

So he went and did a video on behalf of an organization literally known for one thing more than any other and then he disavowed that one thing? So he’s gapingly fucking stupid? he has professionals around him whose entire job is to pick and choose what he chooses to endorse. So he’s gapingly fucking stupid AND surround…

Except the one he actively campaigned for.