Hero. Goes without saying. I said.

Nowhere near that good. There are at least 15 leagues in the world better than MLS. This is a wonderful tall midget competition.

I love this comment because its obviousness is the precise thing that will piss off all of the MLS defenders.

Do I? Why, doctor? This entire site is basically devoted to dick jokes. I basically made a dick joke. Then you commented on my dick joke with homophobic speculation. I think it’s you who needs help. You seem awfully concerned with me. Don’t be. I’m fine, whomever I sleep with.

Not as odd as you going directly to worrying about someone else’s sexuality and then deciding you had to comment on it.

Is it me, or does he sort of look like a guy who could play Eli in a direct-to-cable movie?

Right, that’s what we’re always told. But again, that’s just really not true. If every game mattered, undefeated teams would ALWAYS get into the playoffs before a team with one loss. Undefeated teams do not always get into the playoffs, teams with one, even two losses have. Nonconference losses have nothing to do with…

We’re told that every game counts in college football, and yet teams go undefeated and don’t make the playoff and teams with losses make the playoff. The “every game counts” thing in college football is a myth until there is an actual playoff with cleat guidelines for how to earn your way in and not four teams…

The thoughts are not unrelated.

Yeah, this certainly becomes the age-old debate. What makes for a “better” league. But I am guessing that the bottom team in MLS does not blast the bottom team in Portugal or Scotland or the Netherlands, and the top teams in those leagues absolutely blast the winner of the MLS Cup or whatever we call it. MLS gets to…

So you’re saying I contributed to the zeitgeist ...

“Fuck you, you wanker.” -- England

Every single person reading this thought about Tommy Lee’s penis at least once. How’s that for leaving your pop culture mark?

Fuck, man, the second tiers of the major European leagues are better, the Dutch division is better, and probably several other leagues with regular champions league knockout round qualifiers. You think Portugal’s league isn’t better than MLS? I’d put South Africa’s league above MLS in terms of its production of talent…

No, here is the real world, you stupid cum bubble — in the real world, if you have leverage yo use it. If you can speak out against your boss, you do so. I’m sorry your image of workers in this society is simply that there is a working class that needs to shut the fuck up and be thankful for the crumbs and a power…

No, it really isn’t.

Chris, please tell me that you already have bookmarked every Cleveland/Ohio/NW Pennsylvania/national media website with reporters covering the Browns so that we get a running tally of anonymous quotations and the (assumed) lack of consequences.

“Phuck.” — the Phillie Phanatic, upon hearing about the lawsuit.

The plausible deniability extends to the US though — if you don’t say something overtly, nakedly racist (eg: Use N word) they are like: You are the real racists. It’s fucking sickening.

The age-old story. I am asked not to masturbate in a museum gallery so I masturbate more. The sun will rise, the sun will set ...