“Suckers.” — Peter King

I use “Joe Torre with tits” all the time. Such an A+ insult.

Businessman presidents: Hoover, Carter, Bush the Younger, Trump. Yeah, that’s the model to follow.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Half right. It is his finishing move ...

+1 Misery

No. My argument, confusing as it is, and as much as you want it to be part of some sort of second year grad school argument, was in response to this exact fucking statement: “

I’m quite familiar with the rules and “the books” you condescending twat. But the quotation to which I was responding explicitly said that people did not vote for her. They did. Three million more did. If we want to debate the merits of the Electoral College, I am happy to do that, but the argument that people refused…

People didn’t vote for her? So THAT’S why she got creamed in the popular vote. People voted for her in far greater numbers than her opponent you drooling fucking moron.

That Jaguar has Shaq eyes.

It’s your column, so you picked the fucking question, right?

Yeah, that made me irrationally angry too. The Youngs think someone my age (not yet 50, but distinction not cost effective) can’t operate technology?— Fuck you, kid. I’ve been using cell phones and computers longer than you’ve been alive. Don’t confuse my desire not to engage with your specific apps and games and shit…

Except in the most extreme of circumstances, a scholarship cannot be taken away during the academic year. The coach can choose not to renew the scholarship the next year, and too many do. Also, most schools do have grievance processes for student athletes. My guess is that at the DI level the revenue sports are still…

I’ll tell you this: I cannot wait for my opinion on this to be mediated by some twatknuckle confirming whether or not I ever played sports.

Why do you assholes always go to the “I bet you never played any sports ever, derp derp derp” line of reasoning?* Engage with the fucking argument or don’t, but don’t pretend you have authority because you played two years of jv fucking baseball and then played intramural basketball in college.

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Purge, don’t salt.

Schrodinger’s football league.

This is good irony because it subverts the expected paradigm by setting up a tone in direct opposition to the intended meaning and then shifts the reader’s expectations with a well timed jape.

100%. It is telling that the military has moved significantly away from the cliche of the drill sergeant (eg. Full Metal Jacket) as a screamer or physical abuser. That shit doesn’t work in the long run. Even those of us who had screamer coaches when we were younger just grow out of that. And it’s why that red-assed…