Weekend at Marty’s? 

Certainly won’t get so high as to never come down.

I’m curious why anyone would be “unsure” about the thing he clearly fucking did given that he plead guilty to it. 

I don’t think Brady at all tries to be cool. But yeah, those other three fit perfectly. In some ways LeBron does too a bit, but he manages to overcome some of that calculated approach by being, well, LeBron, cool in spite of himself.

Huh. KGB was Russian to defend her Nazi husband.

You are using a lot of words and phrases the meaning of which you CLEARLY are not familiar. I don’t have time to teach you history lessons. There is a long and ugly history of victimization based on race, and because of that history, this is not a two-way street conversation. Yes, white people can be discriminated…

Yeah, no. It’s a one-way street paved with slave labor, Jim Crow convict labor, disenfranchisement, and rampant white supremacy. Fuck your false equivalence you mouth-breathing fuckwit. 

Jesus Christ. Can some of you simpletons pipe the fuck down about a post being too long for your tiny brains?

Show your work where you disputed the coverage at that time. It’s rather unimpressive to claim foresight in an article making your lukewarm take for you. AT THE TIME Oklahoma was a good story. Now they are a different story. Things change over time.

Honestly I could not say. I don’t know the science of it. But it is a really bouncy track, the banks are nice and steep and athletes who know how to use those banks can really build time. The long/triple runways were also really bouncy, elevated runways that just felt really great to jump from/on. Hell, even outdoors…

I ran track in college and probably competed at BU ten times. That track is blistering. Even the runways for the horizontal jumps could make you feel like a world-class athlete.

Track is also really weird (and great) because at the bigger meets you could be an average DIII athlete competing at the same time that a…

And all at a state institution.

I was a bit taken aback by the reveal that JJ is not on pace to graduate -- as if that ultimate helicopter Mom would ever be taken by surprise by something that happens to JJ, especially something that huge. This is the danger of having a show succeed when central characters approach college age. There is no…

I think it’s even worse because there was a time when Shank absolutely fit into the tradition of the great Globe sports section — in the 80s he was good and could be great. He WAS a star. But he also was always cynical, and once that side took over and morphed from cynicism to narcissistic nihilism it became…

“All-time defense”?

Now, I like the Jags D. They are young and talented and especially good against the pass. But “all-time”? They may not even be the best defense of 2017 — they certainly are pretty mediocre against the rush.

But if you sided with Al Davis, you were empirically wrong — that was the press conference where Davis shit on Kiffin for not being all in on Jamarcus Russell, right? I mean, take whatever side you like, but in my class if you run into the following quiz question, just know that there is a right answer: “Was Jamarcus…

They couldn’t “possible” be defined as “the real world,” eh? What, pray tell, is this real world? It seems to be whatever helps you make this argument. College is the real world for people in college, liberal arts colleges are the real world for people who work at them, live near them, attended them. There is no fake…

So what does that have to do with liberal arts colleges (which are, of course, also employers)? There is nothing more annoying than someone pronouncing themselves the oracle of the “real world” and managing to jam in some ax-grinding non-sequitur to boot. There are plenty of employers who do not act this way, of…

“This is the real world, not liberal arts college.” What in the anus-gaping fuck does this mean?

Well, first off, bs about the sales tax argument, the benefits of which do not necessarily trickle down given that their usage can be based on local and state priorities and that they are notoriously regressive. Ditto Social Security — if someone is relatively healthy working poor, pays into SS their entire working…