No, this is obviously a ‘meanwhile, in Australia’ joke.

I love the HH-43. It’s an honest, straight-forward aircraft.

This one is very noisy, but my dog loves it.

I just hope he doesn’t die of dysentery.

Honestly, I’m already impressed.

Take it easy, Armstrong. Some people have physical limitations that prevent them from walking 10 miles or biking 50. Others, like myself, are just fucking lazy.

10 miles is actually walking distance. 50 miles would be biking distance.

They will if the Jeep stays on the trailer...

The street were almost empty and then suddenly hundred of people show up.

Did you remember to put the “My other car is also a bad idea” bumper sticker on it?

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When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

“I see a red car and I want it painted black / No colors anymore, I want them to turn black.”

She has a bachelor of science degree from the USAF Academy, earned a Rhodes Scholarship, was in the USAF for 7 years, was a NATO defense planning officer, is a registered pilot, and married to a retired USAF colonel.

Guys, we get it, you don’t like this taxi company.

My plan is simple:

This video is so painful to watch, and only half of that pain is having to listen to Opie and Anthony.

D.B. Pooper

Plus, to get these times, you gotta run the battery only 1/4 full, so you aren’t carrying the weight of a full tank of electricity.