Cayenne pepper also helps. Seriously, no joking.

So you are saying/not saying that CR-V lady moved to Florida and got a Caddy??

well, at least as old as the driver.......

You really don’t need a can opener to open cans. You can rub them on the concrete to get them opened up in case you are stranded without one. And you can do it without gloves BTW...

How do you know it was a “man”???  Did they identify as a man?  equal opportunity here, could have been a woman identifying as a man.

Obligatory:

Well, least now we know how Santa makes it to all those houses in 1 night....

You do see all the glass shards on the dashboard form the inner pane, along with all the glass dust in the air, right??

You do see all the glass shards on the dashboard form the inner pane, along with all the glass dust in the air, right??

The tint is pretty light and is legal.

That’s why I get the inside of the windshield tinted! If it does get impacted or when it is replaces, little glass shards aren’t everywhere. That an it helps with the sun/heat..

No but Kinja would.....

No, that’s why he’d have to do it himself...

You talking about CR-V lady??!!

Don’t forget the Cleco’s!!!

“so he stole one 38-year old Bradford Weitzel, of Port St. Lucie”

If he did that:

Fiberglass.

That is a pretty crummy photoshop in the lead.  Unless she is an alien and has some distortion field around her........