dcarrington
The_Dirtbag
dcarrington

There was, didn’t you notice the F150 that about took out the camera man before the train came?

They probably did, but when the driver turned too sharply and got caught on the crossing signal, that prolly took more time than they had to get outta the way.....

So the guy filming it had a sympathetic landscape format turn when it got hit???

They have the those all over the common areas in our neighborhood.  They look nice when the bloom, but the pungent smell is horrible.  That and they are pretty soft wooded, so they break during strong winds...

The Desert Willow smells great when the humidity starts getting up before rain. Kind of like a ginger ale.

That’s what she said!

More nanny garbage systems. My Ody has a “feature” that if you open the driver door, it puts itself in park. How about I want to open the door enough to see how far back I can go before I hit the garage door, or need to move to clear the door from a pylon or something .....

“Chicken butter” That anything like hyena butter?

Dude who was left stranded is probably getting a pocket full of Avis coupons if he is lucky.”

“My house in Troy, Michigan is just a home base where I store hoard vehicles. I have no home, which is a blessing, but also a curse.”

Happy Birthday!

AM totally sending that to my brother

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If they will stand at your front door and lick your doorbell for hours, they will sit and push buttons...

You know if you worked at Giz.  You could have made that list into a slideshow and made bank!

Well maybe not every year. I know we bought one for our guy, then he outgrew it in a year and had to get another one.  Least we recycled it with the newest guy.  Then bought a bigger one for him....

Fruitless mullberrys

Gallagher:  “So if you pull the wings off a fly, is it called a walk?”