You forgot to add “FIGHT ME!”

I am from Alabama, deep south part of it, so guess I am 1 of the 50%’ers!

“There appears to be a hole in my brake line just before my wheel cylinder. This failure is something that my brother could not possibly have anticipated, though admittedly...”

That first video is like a David Tracy Snuff film!

I haven’t watched The dark Knight in a awhile. Did the Joker use a handgun??

You sure he wasn’t behind the controls?

Here is a local instacarter a couple weeks ago at costco.....

pffffft

So you spend and extra $40k, do they at least throw in the top end electric razor and toothbrushes???

So what if you have a giant Honda Goldwing with all the accessories on it and have a handicap placard?

Man! Look it all the the roads that have complete stripes and paint on them. That would never work here in Albuquerque!

So you’re saying I have a less than 1/1000 chance.  We wont’ be going to that many houses.

Are the bungee cords to propel the candy at the kids?

But yet is is perfectly fine for Census workers, and political activists to come to my door?

Was the point the grubby urchin destroyed your plants?!

“We hope that nobody was injured in this incident, much as we hope that this Camaro isn’t a coveted HOLY GRAIL five-speed model with the 5.0-liter fuel injected V8...”

Couldn’t you have just gotten a shorter belt?

82 BMW 633csi.

While adjusting the valve clearance on a buddy’s Pinto, the socket came off and happened to make a beeline for one of the oil return channels, dropping somewhere into the engine, but not quite to the oil pan. This then required us removing the head (not there) then the engine, at which point might as well rebuild…