The headlight knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to shine…

SIKE?

HS! This will occupy my cat for hours! Now instead of unrolling an entire roll in about 30 minutes, he can spend the day at it while we are at work!

HS! This will occupy my cat for hours! Now instead of unrolling an entire roll in about 30 minutes, he can spend the…

Hell, even Billy Bob got blown away by a low and slow 747.......

Well, at least Maverick figured out the throttle is on the left and the stick is in the center/right.......

Um a Beaver isn’t a small plane.....

Lije a reverse MOAB trip!

I see that all the time.

Yes!  They are pink like tic tacs!

Secretly replace some of the Pez candy with Valium!

My mother?  I’ll tell you about my mother......

You’re in a desert, walking along the road when all of a sudden you look up...

AM curious. Does the nitrous system help deal with the speedbumps/potholes? If so wonder if I can convince my wife I need one on the car then.

When I got my A&P License, my parents wanted to run out and buy a nice Cessna 210, since they figured they would get free mx from that point on........

Wait, this isn’t a Cyber truck? How can you tell?

Man! If they started out voting old people Congress would be a ghost town. Not that it would be totally bad......

Out there in Albuquerque, DUI is pretty rampant. I have called 911 numerous times and always have to argue with dispatch who always asks in a condescending tone “why do you think they are impaired?”

My grandmother was similar.

He prolly was in a hurry to trade it in before he got the dent in the bumper.