One letter you say?

That so you can pick up the police on their way to get your candy?

TLDR: NO one listens to the radio anymore.....

I have been with my wife for 11 years now.  She can play the hell out of Tetris, but can’t seem to figure out how to load the dishwasher correctly.  Somehow she manages to fill it up with 3 plates and 2 bowls.......

That thing sticking out of the middle of the hood where you put the Miller cans and banana peels?

Well, by that time the ocean fisheries will be depleted and we’ll have to find new fisheries to exploit.  Win!

Looks like that back seat will be a total PITA to put a child seat in. And that open concept seat cushion, OMG the amount of partially chewed and squashed food that will fill it up.......

Geez, some people will complain about anything everything…..

IS she a hot girl?

Just put it up there.  “Sorry didn’t see it up there am short”

You forgot Step 4: Go to vehicle where owner is inside ordering/eating breakfast. Help them out/speed up their day by putting the gas nozzle back in their filler hole so they are ready to fill up when they return and try to drive off.

Holy Shit! 340 problems!!!????

How do I get my various web browsers such as Firefox and Chrome to stop with the mobile sites and self identify as something other than a phone (it’s a tablet, gimmie the full version!) ???? IT is a PITA since lots of sites use a stripped down useless “mobile version” of their site.

Yeah, but would take car of the clothes he “dyed” in used motor oil.....

Somebody forward this to David Tracy yet?

Can you imagine the monstrosity that would come out of David Tracy’s yard?!

Probably off topic here, but what are your thoughts on Road Force balancing vs spin balancing?

They need to put Hammond and Carl Pilkington on an island. That would be a good show to watch.

Like many Apple products, it only works with a proprietary card reader. Dongles are available for an reasonable unreasonable price.