And not his rusty/trusty beam torque wrench?

I prefer to give it to the local Streetwalkers Union, shortly thereafter there will be so much mixed DNA on it I’ll be safe!

No kidding!  Don’t you know you throw it next to the dumpster at the business down the street????

So if they are finished at the dealership, can I just buy the unfinished version and finish it to my exact specs at my house for a discount?

Screw drone racing. WE need Drone wars, on TV

I never noticed that he was the hangman in both Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights......

To be fair, you shouldn’t count the Alfa’s since most of that time on the lot is due to them being inoperable.

I hear they can also be used to clean valve covers and other greasy/oily car parts....

Well, he already has half the ingredients for some Thermite, just needs some aluminum powder!

“The Teslas are just too big, too heavy and have too much lithium”

“Sites that run videos silently, like Facebook Gizmodo will still run with the feature on.”

If I am not watching the road while texting, I sure as hell am not watching the dash!

How’s it work when I have my mirrored sunglasses on?? Or what if you’re a Pirate and have an eye patch? What if you are really really cross-eyed or crazy-eyed?

That there is some authentic Frontier Gibberish.

If garbage was the worst thing my dog would eat......

If garbage was the worst thing my dog would eat......

If I do that, what am I going to season my dinner with, other than salt/soy sauce???

What can Brown do for you?!

I read that as RUST BRISKET