Cause they can’t afford the birth control?

Um no. If it doesn’t belong to you, keep your grubby dickbeaters off. Stealing is stealing, regardless of whom the item belongs to.

That E24 doesn’t look too bad in those pictures.  Man, I miss mine.

I bet we could find one in your dishwasher, or at least the major components of one......

So what does your backyard currently look like David??

So it is ok to steal if it is from a corporation?

My dad would have had me put the quarter in, and then put the papers back.

Holy shit!   How much money you take to the movies to get change back from popcorn and a soda?

“Where is this terrible place that the police don’t show up to crimes for 2 hours? “

Nah, just needs moar stickers, maybe a painted coffee can around the exhaust stacks too. Should be good for another couple hundred MPH

Was thinking the new Braun Electric Razor

That’s better than the WWF

Front-end Loader jousting or Earth-mover demolition derby should be a real sport.

I would have thought it was something like “IS that the new BMW Cross whatever?”

So wouldn’t it be common sense to pull the airbag fuse/relay when going off roading?