Bah, math has never been my strong suit either.

Not fair - a kid who is a quarter of my age has better damn hand eye coordination. Ping pong and badminton were always sort of my niche in gym class growing up. They are sports that do not require one to be outside. I've never been an outside girl.

Actually, no. That would be the time - usually the date is below the time.

It's the boon of the parents who have had too many children (3 in 4 years). My husband actually is a college student who stays at home with them while I work.

It's rare though to see Natalie trying to do the sexy thing, maybe it's because she's well-known now that she doesn't have to.

I meant more along the lines of that to them, pictures of real-life tigers are cheetahs, baby lions are baby cheetahs, and so on. And I'm not sure about you, but a precursory glance at the running greyhound rather looks like a cat to me.

We don't do daycare, it's too expensive, I don't know anyone else with kids their age to do playdates, and none of them are old enough for school. Well, the oldest technically is, but we're forcing her to do preschool first so she gets socialized.

Oh no! I need him. Now. In my house. I'm afraid my little ones would suffocate him with love though.

Her eyes! They're Natalie Portman's eyes! It's strangely off-putting. Cover up the nose and the trouty mouth and we've got Natalie's smolder.

Maybe it's because my kids have never been around other kids (outside of each other) and therefore try to talk like adults, but she sounds younger than five to me. Then it got to the, "Cheetah. Cheetah. Cheetah." and I giggled. My kids call anything remotely cat-like cheetahs too. I want to keep her. And shield her…

Find the one from SNL with his grass with googly eyes. I only saw it once, but it still makes me giggle to think about. [www.hulu.com/watch/16417/saturday-night-live-googly-eyes-gardener]

Condoleeza Rice. And Monet!

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I totally love Brie's version too moreso than the Metric version, but I still have been unable to move the movie version from my computer to my iPod and instead listen to the Metric version while I'm working out.

The light therapy doesn't actually work for me - I do not have SADD, I have been checked, which would be much easier to write off as a medical expense! No, my doctor told me that nearly 70% of her patients that she has treated since moving to Montana have a vitamin D deficiency because of the between 5 to 7 months of…

So it's a typical sunless winter here in big sky country - Montana - and so I haven't been getting enough vitamin D. My husband bought me a tanning (I know, way to ruin my skin) package for Christmas, and I find on the days that I don't go tanning, I am flat out TIRED. This is even with vitamin D vitamins in the…

No kidding, that sounds like an amazing atmosphere.

I was like that with the DIY manicures that she's posted. I was like, "SWEET, I am totally going to splatter paint my fingernails!" And I haven't.

Wha?!? Where in god's green earth do you work? I demand to know.

I very rarely take my wedding rings off. However, I took mine off when I put lotion on today (of all days) and forgot them at the effing salon! My husband tells me I'm scatterbrained. Perhaps I am.