They have wings, let them fly away

You might find that you don’t fit in here.

Don’t worry, Hayden, most of us dug your rap.

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There’s only one of them.  It doesn’t come in any other anything.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

Counterpoint: teams should realize that kickers score about 30% of all points in football and should invest in them properly. 

That would require changing the name of the sport then, which would just be too much for the average NFL fan to handle.

Because when your 2015 Pathfinder is shuddering like an out-of-control blender at low speeds, and it takes a year for the manufacturer to figure out what to replace despite many trips to the dealer, you sort of get worried about the long-term reliability.

In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.

Maybe if he hoards every Figaro in the US, the prices will go up. Then he can sell them individually to help pay for the upkeep on everything else in there.

And from henceforth it shall be called Jaloptopia!