Buys cars sight unseen.

I’ll make anyone in support of speed cameras (and honestly let’s throw red light cameras in as well since we know they increase rear-end collisions) a deal.

I hereby dub thee, Trolls Royce.

Canada has a $347 surplus in parking ticket payments. Go figure.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

Then again, they were Canadian miles...what’s the exchange rate these days?

Did he apologize afterwards ?

“Putting a mustang on a truck frame”

I mean that’s pretty damn cool. Canadians... just so damn polite.

That’s awesome, but when his gear belt rubbed on the bolster, it made me cringe!

Could we get an edit on that headline and remove the word “captured”? She was a young girl, not an escaped convict or an animal that needed to be picked up somewhere. She was not captured. She was abducted. She was kidnapped and murdered.

Thanks for the laugh. It reminds me of this:

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

I raise you this...

“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

>”...I’m not risking it even if my doctor said to...”

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

*railed it

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…