I’m like that with celery, but horseradish is one of my favorite things of all time.

Most of the recipes I've run across don't feature much if any booze. And I certainly haven't tasted it in most of the stollen I've eaten over the years. 

I made one a few years ago and it wasn’t so difficult. I didn’t use cognac and I don’t recall tasting it in any of the many store-bought stollens I’ve eaten over the years. I did use marzipan, though, and the end result was delicious.

Who’ld a thunk “Johnny Nosebleed” would be so sensitive?

some of us use too much pressure for a mechanical pencil. i have yet to find a mechanical pencil lead that doesn’t snap on me every few seconds.

Indeed! I just binge watched the third season of Bosch!

You named your kid Dexter? And give parenting advice?

I’ve been using NoScript for what seems like ages now. There was a short period of time after Quantum was released and NoScript wasn’t available, and man, how anybody can stand to use the Internet without an adblocker is beyond me.

I drove up to the top of Mt. Evans in Colorado, at similar altitude. I highly recommend that experience; I’m sure Mauna Kea is more beautiful and isolated, but Evans is more accessible for most of us. In either case it’s a chance to experience the kind of altitude that normally requires you to be an experienced…

What will completely blow your mind is how far east South America is.

Yeah I thought about using the bottom like that but you know who does not give a single shit about the seasoning on the bottom of her cast irons? Oh no it’s me

“Some of us even wrote entire additional columns and covered shows AV Club didn’t...”

I’ll need you to cite solid evidence that he’s a “decent guy.”

Exactly. LaBeouf’s need to publicly flagellate himself is as much an expression of his neediness and narcissism as is his public bad behavior. If he really wants to be a better person, simply disappearing between screen performances is the way to go.

Mmmmm, you’re not missing a whole lot if you you don’t see it. Everyone is fine in it, but it’s kind of an exercise in b.s. If you’re going to spend your time, you might as well see the movie it’s based on, Abre los ojos, instead. 

It means “Gesamtwerk.”

“Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen.

Yup. Sams is hot garbage filled with trump assholes. Give me Costco all day.

There’s a difference between Egg + butter, pepper and salt and whatever this is (McDonald’s ingredients for their egg mix):