The name "soccer" is short for association, and it originated in England in the 1880s. They couldn't abbreviate it as "Ass. Football" so they shortened it with the letters "soc" with the British suffix -er.

I spent some time in Prague (typical tourist shit, I know). The beer was great (I had a dark Budwesier, which made me lament Budwesier) and the food was just as good.

That's funny 'cause measured by sales wiki claims 5 of the 6 largest breweries are in fact not Bavarian (incl. one in Rheinland-Pfalz), but I presume you've got a cultured fancy-pants way of listing the top 6. Other than that I can inform you that although some claim it comes from Bavaria, recent facts seem to…

You were obviously hanging out with other cultured fancypants types. Cologne, for example, runs on beer. Plenty of beer culture in Hamburg, Frankfurt and Heidelberg too.

If you're worried about your food being safe to eat, you probably shouldn't eat hot dogs. Or Pringles.

you'll need a wok spatula like the one in the picture. luckily i live in Hong Kong and that's a staple in every kitchen here. =)

So we're at Marineland, the dreadful 60's forerunner of Sea World, and standing around the aqua-green concrete tank are little kids, my little kid among them and ONE of the kids gets to climb to the crowsnest and feed Flipper IV as he leaps to the top of the pole. Somebody's daddy slipped Wally Walruskeeper a twenty…

How often do most people use their vent hood? We might use ours once every 3 months.

Gneiss!

I'm an excellent driver.

Further proof of why they say women are bad drivers.

I see a problem with the pitcher already just by looking at your picture. The label on the side shows the contents spilling out of the glass with reckless abandon, who wants all of that trouble.

(yes, that is a sunbathing man, thankfully not a corpse)

YOUR COMMENT WAS SO FUCKING WITTY

No harm done, interacting with you amused me well so far.

Totes gender neutral, the fact that the interview is with a man and the tit pic of the all female flight attendants has absolutely no implications. That's all on me.

remember, in the event of a water landing, your Stewardess can be used as a flotation device.

Get close to her face. If her eyes go to your lips, kiss her. If not, back off.

> You're killing me, Melanie.