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I would have assumed, because South Park is South Park, The idea of guns solving all problems was satirical, and not meant to be taken as a straightforward defense of gun ownership.

Barbara Stanwyck's wig in Double Indemnity was supposed to look cheap. It was a character choice to make her look trashy.

Makes sense, it always worked for James Bond and Philip Marlowe.

Young Indiana Jones is often more period piece than it is kick-ass adventure. In a given episode teenage Indy is more likely to sit down and discuss Ireland with Winston Churchill and Elizabeth Hurley than he is to kill nameless Germans.

The entire series was like 12 bucks on Amazon so I bought it after coming home drunk one night.

I love that story because Jason Alexander supposedly cornered Larry David and threatened to quit if they ever left him out of an episode again.

Did some research to debunk this, but it turns out the ones I was thinking of came out in '68. Still, there were smaller headphones sold on the consumer market that weren't so incredibly enormous.

Sylvester is undoubtedly the protagonist in those shorts, from a narrative standpoint. If anything the real villain is Granny.

I'm not sure spray-tan users are a protected group, but I'll double check with the SPLC.

I don't think anyone is misrepresenting your use of the word Latinos in this case. There really isn't any room for interpretation based on your usage.

He's boycotted Fox News at least twice before reappearing during his campaign, so conviction obviously has no place in this conversation.

I've always assumed that was the "logic" in some cases. But it seems to mostly be straight-up bigotry.

It would definitely be a punchline, but only by a character more shallow than Charlie Brown.

Even the opening of Diamonds are Forever is almost a direct continuation from the end of OHMSS. Connery Bond goes on a brutal murder spree in retaliation for the death of his wife. It's all subtext of course, but the through-line is there if you're paying attention.

Never had this, but I did have a football universal remote. As you can imagine, it was impossible to use.

I'm pretty sure "The bitch is dead now." is the actual last line in Fleming's Casino Royale.

For Your Eyes Only is like a Craig/Dalton hard-ass Bond movie, but stars Roger Moore.

At no point did I ever have any notion that the Costanza's loved each other, quite the opposite in fact.

That actually hits the nail on the head for me. The trailers made it out to be like a terrible live-action cartoon. I assumed it was all stupid over-the-top gadget vignettes and cgi action choreography.

So you're saying it wasn't the colossal piece of shit I thought it was? I haven't wanted to see a movie less after constant trailers since RIPD, which I have also never seen but understand to actually be a colossal piece of shit.