Aw, I don't hate it, either. It's big and glossy and actually tries to talk about big ideas. But man - when it's dumb it's just… so… dumb.

You wanna get together sometime and redub the movie? Because it seems like we found the exact same things irritating!

Slowly raises hand.

Let me treat this creepy looking alien snake-a-doodle thing that suddenly looks like a pissed off cobra like a kitty I want to pet!

You know it's a terrible movie when the review never mentions the performance of the guy playing King Arthur. Although considering that guy is Charlie Hunnam, maybe it's not that surprising.

He had a chance to be the big tough guy he paints himself as being, and to say all this stuff directly to the media he's so angry at, and pussed out. Because he's a fucking coward.

I once worked as an inventory control auditor - a fancy name for the schlubs that come into stores and count everything in the whole place. Horrible gig. Made worse by the fact you had to wear a purple polo shirt, a belt with a scanner the size of an adding machine hanging from it, and - since you spent much of your…

Sure, he says that… but whose voice did he say it in?

I'll make the case for why the 'frolic in a golden field' ad is the best (relatively, of course) one: All those Star Wars characters applauding Lucas? Out-of-work actors, or unpaid LucasFilm interns.

Just watched it again, and noticed (based on small sample size, I'll admit)… Stuttering Bill doesn't seem to stutter.

Those 'Interludes' are what really make the book resonate for me. It'd be great if they could figure out how to include some of that info… but I acknowledge it'd be tough finding a place for them when trying to maintain the pace of a feature-length horror film.

I know people deride it as just a 'haunted car' book. And yes, it is that. But the amazing thing - for me, anyway - it that it's actually a GOOD haunted car book. Now that takes some skill.

A little Linda can go a long way.

The film is a masterpiece, but it sounds like this is the butchered US cut. Spring for the bootleg to see the most 'restored' version available, and then get the BFI DVD (no blu-ray available) to see the film without the 'Rape of Christ' sequence, but restored and looking gorgeous.

Leno's probably already hiding in closets and transcribing conversations in preparation. "Does anyone else smell denim?"

'Be more political.' Because 'be more funny' was never gonna be a possibility.

What a surprise. Mike Huckabee's daughter is not very smart.

"Is someone vacuuming?" got a gut-laugh from me.

Is Pete Davidson the new, even less talented Jimmy Fallon?

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour revival no one's been asking for.